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2008-06-27 - 9:39 a.m.

i was on a flight to somewhere and touched down in the distant future. everything was very similar, neighborhoods, suburbs, pets, relationship struggles, and so on. the problem was that there were these roaming evil black robots that attacked periodically so a lot of people were in the army to fight them, or you could risk just calling the police every time they attacked your home. to dial the police you dialed A11 and hoped for the best.

i talked to them extensively about the future and whatnot. when i asked if it was about 2525, they laughed and said, well, technically it's 5109 (or something very close to that). when I asked if they had finished mapping the human genome, they said, "the what?" when I asked if they had ever seen Jaws or Friday the 13th, they said yes, they still have all the classics, and that was good.

i stayed at a home where a couple that looked a lot like ed and cheryl lived. at first we sneaked in, jon and i. he hid under a blanket in the back of their car, then the robots attacked. he was fine but i didn't see him after that. the robots attacked twice, each time saved in the nick of time by a neighbor. i got a big crush on a cute blond who came to visit the guy from the past, and she was immediately endeared to my baseness and quaint view of the world.

the entire time a retainer kept appearing in the lower half of my mouth and i had to constantly remove it and put it in my pocket. finally i went to my luggage and put it in the proper container, where apparently the upper retainer had sat neglected the whole time.

the funniest thing is that in the future, they still have gmail which looks very similar but google owns a lot more then. i tried to sign in, but it went to a strange red page and i got distracted by the blond.

the cute blond was not a skinny girl, more the proportional sporty type. she had a nice face and hair just past her jaw that fell into her face a lot. blue eyes, pale skin, wearing aquamarine sorta shirt and jeans. there was a swimming pool. someone who was jealous of us came in and struggled with what he saw. he was a black bald guy who looked like gunn from angel. he was supertrained in the military and i told blond girl i hope i didn't have to fight him because he would win.

i said hopefully if i got back on my scheduled flight, everything the same just the wrong year, i would go back to my time. i said although in our time, we were pretty sure you couldn't go backward in time, only forward. they all seemed pretty confused about that one too.

 

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